64

that's right. it's 64 degrees out. i hate the winter and i love the spring and summer. i used to like the winter when i was younger because of christmas, but then i found out in college that santa is the result of coca-cola because their sales plummeted when they couldn't use cocaine anymore. 

so due to the nice weather, i felt depressed driving my salt/snow/dirt coated car and decided to hand wash it in my driveway on my lunch break. why not just pay $10 for a car wash? because i don't have that kind of money and last time they made me ride through the car wash in the passenger seat for reasons i don't even want to get into... 

i ate an empanada for the first time in my entire life today. my boss' wife made them and i think i would rate them a 9 on a scale of 1-10. so damn good. try one. i actually had no idea vivian is puerto rican... i thought she was italian.

so the most fucked up thing in the whole world is to wake up, go back to sleep, and dream that you are getting ready for work...

so i woke up this morning and sincerely thought i was ready for work. to my disappointment i was not ready for work at all and i only had 19 minutes to do so. 

asian pear green tea is the shit.